First, the Kate Upton with animals series.
3. “Hurry because he’s either about to attack the cat toy on this purse or my head.”
6. “If we don’t wrap this soon I’m going to accidentally kick one of these cats.”
The Kate Upton with horses specifically series.
7. “Do you think he likes this as much as me?”
8. “They’re right — sometimes wearing full clothes is just the smart thing to do.”
And here’s one of Kate with a cow, because it seems to warrant its own category.
9. “Are you sure the farm doesn’t have interns to do this?”
The “serious fashion” Kate Upton series.
11. “I just know I’m going to look back on this and regret the stupid hat.”
13. “Kinda wish I could replace this cancer stick with some Pocky. #MeiselProblems”
14. “Come to think of it, I can’t remember the last time I posed wearing pants.”
The contemplative Kate Upton series.
16. “Sometimes, I just feel nothing.”
17. “I’ve told you a million times — I hate that restaurant.”
The “oh crap, I just forgot something” Kate Upton series.
18. “Did I turn the coffee maker off?”
19. “Shit, I forgot to fill in my eyebrows this morning.”
The “kind of like every other girl except, well, not at all” series.
The “girl next door” thing, if you will.