"Jersey Shore" Reacts To Sandy With Varying Degrees Of Worry, Sense

The Jersey Shore is set to get some of the worst of Sandy’s wrath. But but but Vinny has “the craziest” Halloween party on Long Island Wednesday!!!

Source: eonline.com

2. You’ll be glad to know that, no matter what sorts of natural disasters strike, KARMA will endure, says Jionni.

Sandy might be destroying South JerZ but bet your ass KARMA will never fall! @chach4life We will RiSe for 2013 summer! #SouthJersey

— Jionni LaValle (@JLaValle) October 29, 2012

Of course he has no scientific basis for this. But there’s always blind faith.

3. Snooki can’t help but respond to the inevitable troll-y wisecracks about how Sandy might do us all a favor in one respect.

So mean..“@p0is0nedkoola: Well at least hopefully Hurricane Sandy will wash away @snooki & the rest of the Jersey Shore pukes. #GoSandy !”

— NiC0LE P0LiZZi (@snooki) October 29, 2012

Get ur old ass out here w me! 😷“@joan_rivers:GodBless Snooki!Shes volunteerin 4 hurricane preparations along JS by actin as a human sandbag"

— NiC0LE P0LiZZi (@snooki) October 29, 2012

5. She also forecasts the demise of the site of her drunken past.

RIP seaside. 😱

— NiC0LE P0LiZZi (@snooki) October 29, 2012

6. The Situation is RT’ing Sandy puns/memes that relate to how AWESOME he is.

Trained in CPR , funny pic twitter.com/ItsTheSituatio…

— Michael Sorrentino (@ItsTheSituation) October 29, 2012

7. But #UGH

8. Over to JWOWW, she’s got a big strong man taking care of her apparently.

Me and @rogermathewsnj town is directly in sandys path but I'm not worried I know my babe is taking care of things ☺

— JWOWW (@JENNIWOWW) October 29, 2012

9. But she’s keeping one eye on post-devastation fun.

Jersey stay strong we got this 😝 play in the puddles afterwards like we did as kids ☔

— JWOWW (@JENNIWOWW) October 29, 2012

10. And correcting the ignorant when she can. #communityservice

That's beach bar“@john_corrie: @jenniwoww This was the Beachcomber at 8am today twitter.com/John_Corrie/st…”

— JWOWW (@JENNIWOWW) October 29, 2012

11. Perhaps before the storm’s full impact was known and beginning to be realized, Vinny was hyping “the craziest” Halloween party ever.

12. He later switched to lame — if “yeah, seriously” — puns.

#Sandy stop blowing the jersey shore you dirty bitch

— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) October 29, 2012

13. And ultimately, heartfelt good wishes to his fellow cast mates.

Thoughts and prayers to my second home and fam in Seaside NJ .

— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) October 29, 2012

14. Ronnie tried to make a joke, but failed to make total sense.

Crazy all the craziest storms are named after #women.. like all women wet & wild when they come but take house & everythin when they leave!

— Ronnie Magro (@MTVRonnie) October 29, 2012

Unless his house is a slip ‘n slide.

15. He has a news source! Instagram!

Wishing everyone by the water good luck, seeing the Instagram pics! #huricanesandy

— Ronnie Magro (@MTVRonnie) October 29, 2012

16. Deena has gone from possibly gleeful tweets about scary tree falls to swearing she’s done tweeting for now.

Enjoy it while it lasts?

17. Pauly D is in VEGAS.

18. Where he is PARTYING. And wearing UGLY JEWELRY.

Bastard.

19. Sammi and Ron are home wearing matching moccasins!!!!

Some of Sammi’s Instagram followers disapprove.

20. The wind is disturbing Sammi’s slumber.

The wind is howling loud through my windows.. Kinda scary way to be woken up!

— Samantha Giancola (@MTVsammi) October 29, 2012

I feel her.

21. But overall, she’s got the right message to all in Sandy’s path.

Stay safe everyone!

— Samantha Giancola (@MTVsammi) October 29, 2012

This is one of the rare times it’s worth listening to her.