1. First, Gisele took to social media to flaunt her new lingerie collection.
It’s like Brazil’s Victoria’s Secret. But maybe less, well, tacky.
2. You’d do the same thing if you looked like this a couple months after giving birth for the second time.
Hopefully you would refrain from putting ties on the sides of the panties in your lingerie range, because you’d realize they would just lead to some really gnarly underwear lines. But you’d be forgiven for such an oversight because, if you looked like this, why would you ever wear real clothes?