Crazy Shoe Alert

FUR PUMPS! posted on

1. Egads?

Céline is one of the most important and influential fashion labels of our time. Its latest collection to walk the runway in Paris included a shocking addition: dyed-fur pumps.

2. Paired with dresses, they looked like franken-slippers from the front.

3. They also came in solid lilac.

I do not even want to BEGIN to think about foot odor in these things. And they’re for SPRING/SUMMER!

6. The flats might be more “practical” for the faint of foot.

What’s the marketing on this? “Balance out a cankle with a really fluffy shoe!”?

9. And for the woman who just wants a hint of fur in her pumps, there were floor-skimming pants that mostly covered them up.

Look like you forgot to change out of your slippers before you left the house! It’s that “I don’t care — but I do!” look the hipsters have been capitalizing on for ages.

11. They’re a minimalist alternative to, well, you know…

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