Rihanna's day in Paris began with the delivery of this neon plastic Chanel bag, which is sure to go with every outfit.
She was also gifted the keys to Coco Chanel's legendary apartment.
Once inside, Rihanna went straight for the staircase. Her Instagram photographers positioned themselves at various points around the building to properly capture the mega fuss this moment would create.
Rihanna posed on the stairs, as you would.
She then pretended to tailor this lady's varsity jacket.
Then it was time to be like, "I'm bad, I'm smoking in Coco Chanel's house."
And relax by recreating a photo of Coco lounging in her chaise. #PretendingToBePensive
Rihanna then got a "history lesson" from this classy older French woman.
She also used these photogenic books as a backdrop for an Instagram with Chanel's accessories designer Laetitia Crahay.
"You want me to wear that?" Rihanna queried. "RAWR!" said Laetitia.
So for the grand finale, Rihanna put on her lace bunny ears-x-mask, threw open her jacket and hiked up her tennis skirt.
This photo didn't make it to Rihanna's feed, but it's on Laetitia's.
Rihanna has to screen all her Instagrams herself because you just can't trust anyone with selecting the proper filter these days.
After Chanel, it was time to put on the purple suede jumpsuit and go over to Azzedine Alaia's house.
According to Rihanna, the visit involved dinner.
Alaia and Rihanna became engrossed a discussion about foreign policy.
Karl Lagerfeld would have been in town to hang with Rihanna but he was too busy taking Choupette on vacation.
