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    23 Reasons Leggings Are The Worst

    Was there ever a more confusing and confused item of clothing? I think not.

    1. Lots of pairs are secretly see-through.

    2. They don't look good in printed fabrics.

    3. Cat faces just look stupid on them.

    4. They're poor contenders for embellishment.

    5. And cutouts.

    6. They don't ever look as good with tunic tops as they're supposed to.

    7. Or dresses.

    8. You will look awkwardly pantsless if you wear them in "nude."

    9. They don't fit properly into any one clothing category.

    10. A lot of women do yoga in them without realizing they're completely see-through when they bend over for downward dog.

    11. They lead to ingrown hairs.

    12. The Kardashians have ruined them forever by putting them in their Sears "Kollection."

    13. They even make beautiful actresses like Anne Hathaway look terrible.

    14. They spawned jeggings.

    15. And MEGGINGS.

    16. And... MEJEGGINGS.

    17. They cause camel toe.

    18. And "moose knuckle."

    19. They don't ever make your butt look good.

    20. If you try to resell used ones on eBay you'll look like the biggest creep.

    21. They can only be "epic" in a bad way, really.

    22. They look even worse in shiny fabrics.

    23. And lastly, leggings are the worst because "liquid leggings" are indisputably the most annoying item of clothing to become popular so far this century.