17 High Fashion Ways To Emerge From An Apocalypse

    Fashion has been preparing for the end of the world for at least five years now. If you want to look "fashion" when the world is done ending, here are some ideas.

    1. The apocalypse is going to be a big headache, especially since you'll probably be injured and lose most of your stuff.

    2. A destroyed tee and distressed denim look sexily filthy.

    3. On the upside, the apocalypse with probably be a handy way to make new cut-offs.

    4. You probably won't be able to hold onto your handbag, but a clean, bejeweled skull makes for a regal accessory.

    5. Exposed stomachs make injuries look sexy.

    6. If you make sure everyone knows how badly hurt you are, no one will mind that you didn't try to find the last of the world's dry shampoo for your hair.

    7. Hold onto whatever of your jorts are left when it's all over.

    8. Tease your matted hair.

    9. If you lose all your clothes, affix a tail to your waist with a belt.

    10. Indulge in control top leggings.

    11. Same goes for stuffed animal suspender pants.

    12. Remember that an outfit doesn't have to include pants.

    13. Dress down your pre-apocalyptic look with a grass skirt.

    14. If you're going to run around killing people in the forest, wash the blood off your hands and face.

    15. Wet suit bottoms are functional and stylish.

    16. Wear rope on your head like a hat for handy storage.

    17. And if you have an evening gown, just go for it.