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One day when I’m old and decrepit and surrounded by several hungry cats and a several more young lovers, I hope to look back on my life and be proud of how I lived it. That I treated others as I would like to be treated, followed my heart (though it never really got me anywhere), and met every challenge with a dead stare and a colorful vocabulary. My kids will thank me for their various neuroses when they call from hundreds of miles away and will mail me pictures of their happy lives and chil…
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Response to How Most People View Dieting Pie Charts:
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She's the best! Love Beth!
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Response to October 23rd Is The Worst Birthday:
I create clones of JB. Dear god.
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God, will someone buy the reporter some root touch-up?!?! For crying out loud!
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I like it. Regardless of who he is, he did raise some valid points. I can dig it.
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Response to In The Style Of: Kooky Grandma:
All that shit is awesome. Not hipster wear…. it's feminine and adorable. I'd rock it.
- amyjenniferp "My Friend Jason" Tells His Mom How M...
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Response to Kanye And Kim Take In A Lakers Game:
Oh dear god…. Who cares? You idiots can whine “trashy” all you want, but who cares? I don't. Get over it…. and yourselves.
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This is 100% real. He actually has a tattoo parlor about 15 minutes from me. Kinda bizarre, but to each his own. Magnetic dermals are done “all the time”… his is just more functional.
- amyjenniferp The Mets Pay Homage To Adam 'MCA&...
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I have always loved him. Though I was always a fan of the awkward boys. God, I loved him.
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Response to Nicolas Cage Meets Nicolas Cage:
It bears minimal resemblance at best. Sheesh!
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- amyjenniferp The Chubby, Gay, Hairy Nicki Minaj and thinks it’s Win
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