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    The Great British Bake Off Drinking Game That You've Been Waiting For

    On your marks, get set, DRINK!

    1 SHOT - Contestant caught like a deer in headlights by Paul Hollywood's icy stare.

    2 SHOTS - "Another thirty seconds?"

    2 SHOTS - Mary Berry erotically flicks crumb from corner of mouth.

    1 SHOT - Sue shoehorns sexual innuendo into link.

    3 SHOTS - Dropped cake.

    1 SHOT - Contestant ruins fondant icing with bitter tears of failure.

    3 SHOTS - Viewers realise they've never heard anyone say 'tartlets' out loud before.

    1 SHOT PER PLASTER - Blue plaster appears on contestant's finger.

    1 SHOT - Contestant dejectedly sits on floor in front of oven.