12 Lessons For Women From "King Of The Hill"

Surely the Substitute Teacher of the Year and her gals have some valuable lessons. HO YEAH!

1. Appreciate your beauty in whatever form

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"Beauty is not forever. It can be blown off your head."

2. Don't let him get away with sexual harassment

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Don't put up with sexism and disrespect because you're a woman.

3. Ladies can play with the boys, too

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HO YEAH!

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4. Don't be ashamed to be the breadwinner

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While your husband fools around in the basement.

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5. It's OK to grieve over a man

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But move on, because he's not worth it.

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R.I.P. Buckley.

6. You're never too old to have a wild relationship

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Go Tilly! Good riddance, Cotton.

7. Embrace your physical attributes

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Size 16 shoe is a lot of feet.

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Show 'em off. Ho yeah!

8. Dang ol' double standards

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How does it feel to get Boomhauer-ed, Boomhauer? Women can have dang ol' one night stands, too.

9. Strive for leadership positions

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And getting that position through a sort of coup d'etat in retaliation for an unfaithful husband makes that position feel even sweeter.

10. Let your voice be heard

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I am woman, hear me roar -- from the mouth of the gigantic Big Tex!

11. You don't need a man to defend your honor

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And defend other women from an evil renaissance king.

12. Challenge male oppression

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If you don't want to be a stay-at-home mom because you want to work, a public shaming of your husband ought to do the trick.