Hearing someone typing with long fingernails = hyperventilation and tunnel vision…
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Just for that, I’d turn around and say “I have head lice…”
And watch the fun commence ;)
Still damn funny.
Daughter: Mommy, what happens if you stop breathing?
Me: You’d probably turn blue and pass out.
Daughter: No, you’d DIE! *laughs and runs away*
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