The summer after my freshman year of college my ENTIRE family went on a European cruise for the summer. Needless to say my siblings and I got after it every night. One day we docked in Turkey and set of to see the sights. We decided to tour Ephesus and see the ancient ruins. It was at least 90 degrees without a could in the sky…and I was hungover. Being young and dumb I didn’t have a hat or water with me. I made it an hour or so before I reached the inevitable. The entire cite is open air with no public restrooms, and no bushes, and no trashcans. I tried holding it back but eventually it just sputtered out of me. I somehow managed to puke while walking, to avoid attention. My cousin was a little behind me and yelled “Oh gross! Carefull, someone puked”! When I responded “yeah….it was me” she thought I was kidding…. I let her believe that. ANYWAY that’s the story of how I puked in one of the oldest cities in the world.