1. When you're off duty but hear a noise that sounds just like your call tones.
2. When you get scheduled with your best buddy.
3. Entertaining yourself while on standby.
4. When the tones drop, but no dispatch follows.
5. Trying to find a pen on scene:
6. Finding scissors, gloves, and vital pads everywhere.
7. The day they stopped carrying your favorite brand of gloves.
8. Watching actors portray CPR on television.
9. Nothing can gross you out anymore.
10. Feeling like a slightly sadistic human being because of that.
11. Oh, about to get off duty?
12. What you wish you could say to bystanders on scene:
13. Unleashing your creative side to keep yourself entertained.
14. Catching someone with great veins when you're off duty:
15. That feeling when you get through a shift without getting any bodily fluids on your uniform!
16. Fear of the open mic.
I am terrified that one day me and my partner will have an accidental open mic. There is no subject off limits on our rig. #EMSproblems