You DARE put Oreos on this list?
You DARE put Oreos on this list?
All these accusations are true, I’m sure. Just as I’m sure there are parties where underage women are taken advantage of. This stuff always goes on in Hollywood.
Doesn’t a banana come, technically, with its own carrying case?
Word police. No thanks, no matter who they are what their intentions are.
Ignore him, his funeral, his family. Forever.
Who are these people?
Portillo’s Choc Cake Shake is worth killing for.
Potbelly’s has absolutely awesome, big, decadent cookies.
Lorde is half Tallulah Bankhead’s “Black Widow” and half Morticia Adams. She must have a thing for the 60s.
It hasn’t even started yet.
It’ll take about six months to see what’s happening with it.
Relax, Jon. As long as millions of people are getting health care who didn’t have it before, it’s a win.
WHY do you think they used the word “based?”
Clarissa never explained why the actress who played her was such a beeyotch that no one wanted to work with her again.
The Tea Party Republicans don’t care about anyone who isn’t rich and white.
It’s that simple.
#4 Are you kidding? Right now? You must be nuts. NEVER quit a job unless you have taken another one and it’s NOT just a prospect. Because you’re not hired for a job until they ACTUALLY hire you.
Of course we should have a single payer system.
But with this country, it’s baby steps.
Good for Stewart for pressing her.
Travolta is as bald as a cue ball.
I say it’s Abe. He could be called a “main character” and not affect the show by dying.
Little Miss Hispanic Delaware?
How about Junior Miss Asian Upper Peninsula of Michigan?
Teenage Miss African American Marin County?
Little Miss Cuban Mississippi?
Makes EL James and Twilight look like Sesame Street.
Now that’s how you write dirty, ladies.
Booyashaka! She’s pretty funny!
The future of this planet will have absolutely nothing to do with the beliefs of Ayn Rand.
HOW would the operating system make a phone waterproof????
The two things aren’t related.
Somebody doesn’t know where to put decimal points.
Some of those prices are obviously wrong.
Most of the people using SNAP assistance already have jobs.
They don’t make enough money to feed their families without it.
Many of them work at WalMart.
No. “According to House and Senate Ethics Rules: “Lawmakers and their employees cannot accept payment for travel from lobbyists or lobbying firms, even if a non-lobbyist client promises later reimbursement.”
Kris “The Human Plague” Jenner
Boenher is literally Satan’s minion.
#2 Let’s not use “rock” as a verb anymore unless there are instruments involved.
I’m sure one of his future awards will be a Darwin Award.
No one has signed Jason Collins yet, either.
They can give the media all the lip service they want, but no US professional sports team is going to totally accept a gay player now.
#4 Scorsese with Robbie Robertson of The Band. They lived in a house in the Hollywood Hills in the 70s. They did so much drugs that Scorsese eventually had to be hospitalized and almost died.
Then he started working on Raging Bull.
Miss Kansas looks like a tatted hillbilly. That’s why the other illiterates wanted her to win so badly.
Doesn’t matter. Nobody cares about Miss America anymore.
Nobody’s cared for years.
Can Buzzfeed get someone to write this who actually knows something about football?
#4 Definitely Chicago. You can see Ditka.
Anything that stops Carl Icahn is good for humanity.
She had her nose done in 2001, I think.
She “magically disappeared” off the air for a month or two.
This was also the time when she started seeing Les Moonves, who was still married.
Post Letterman’s. His was equally as intelligent.
Oh, that’s a guy. Thank god….
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
Nice work, Kimmel.