If only there was a way they could have both participated in preventing her from getting pregnant!

What in the world. I can’t believe it’s 2013 and I’m seeing this.

Sheesh, I hate to see her go through all of this. If only there were some way she could avoided getting pregnant!

“THE CAKES WE OFFER ARE EXPENSIVE BECAUSE WE HAVE TO REPACKAGE AND SHIP…”  I don’t remember that from the episode. So… Amy’s Baking Company doesn’t bake their own cakes? Someone please explain!

Going outside is nice and all, but in REAL nature, not some tiny patch of grass in the middle of the city. I’d much rather stay inside and take a nap on the couch than walk down a sidewalk swarming with human activity.  A weekend camping trip way out in them middle of nowhere - yes. Spreading out a blanket 2 inches from some guy listening to his headphones too loud just because it’s nice out - no.

Grilled cheese and a bowl of Ramen is still my go-to “I don’t feel like wearing pants today” meal. Some of these look pretty dang good though.

It’s not that hard to dab a bit of bleach on your head every couple of days. Even easier when you hire someone to do it.

Part of what makes some of the most-liked celebrities popular is their ability to laugh at themselves. Her image is now that of an insecure pop star.  I enjoy looking at her unflattering pictures even more when I know she’s somewhere throwing a fit in a dressing room about them instead of chuckling to herself.

Healthy? Those things look like they’re pure sugar. Dried fruit is great, but in moderation. Makes me want to brush my teeth right this second.

“Feist, meets a really warped Norah Jones, with a little Betty Boop thrown in.”
I feel like I need to hear this now.