So much WTF.
So much WTF.
I like this band but the bass player was a bit obnoxious and they sounded terrible live. I’ll stick to listening to the album.
Ben Fischer above ^ totally nailed why this is hilarious.
What in the name of all that is holy is the food on the bottom left of the Catering: Expectation picture?! It looks like some kind of bloody jelly cup.
“Professional laugher, eater, make-believer?” Wow! You laugh, eat, AND use your imagination?! NO WAY
I could have done without watching her have sex with R. Kelly but otherwise I thought she was pretty decent!
Could it have been some kind of animal? I mean, who’s sitting in a tiny crawlspace risking being caught and just eating Halloween candy?
If that performer and child weren’t seriously hurt, they easily could have been. That was a HELL of a shove. What an asshole punk kid! He needs to be caught.
#16 - Has she no nipples? Or maybe they’re the size of a pinhead.
Yeah, it looked like the robber was pointing his gun at the officer at around 59 seconds in, in which case the officer did exactly what he should have, totally by the book.
Come on, Dan Snyder. The term is not a positive one, especially considering the absolute devastation new Americans brought upon the Native people. A poll isn’t needed - tactful behavior is.
I didn’t want to like these but I kind of did.
Now imagine how traumatized the dog would be if his human hit someone while filming himself driving! He looks like he has zero hands on the wheel at the end. I hate this video.
I totally agree with the bed & couch - I probably spend most of my time on one of those pieces of furniture & it makes a huge difference when you’re sitting on something clean and comfortable. Totally disagree with the hangers. I found a bunch of nice, wood hangers at a garage sale once and almost fell for it when my husband reminded me they were HANGERS. I slapped myself and came back to reality.
#3 really got to me. Spaghetti sauce on the carpet and all those clothes - that’s a nightmare.
#1 cracked me up.
#18 - noooooooooooooo please tell me that’s not real.
#8 - Cake Dad is awesome! I like how he looks at the camera like he just saved the day!
#21 - He doesn’t ignore her. He puts his arm on her back and nods to her after Kanye hugs Beyonce.
The Onion has made tons of jokes about everything you could possibly find offensive, from pedophilia to slavery, and Subtember 11th is what everyone is getting up in arms about?
I chuckled and felt a little bad about it, which is their intent with almost every story.
WOW. The chant isn’t even thinly veiled or using euphemisms. “No is for no consent” might be the most literal and crystal clear condoning of rape I’ve ever heard!
#14 makes sense. Pennies made before 1982 are 95% copper and worth slightly more than one cent. The newer ones are made mostly of zinc.
Either they totally photoshopped all muscle tone from her legs on the cover, or she uses a wheelchair to get around.
I fall somewhere between neutral and sad.
Never heard someone described as a “brand” before… In that case, my Mom® is such a nice lady who took care of me as a child, and that’s what I love about her brand.
Look it up, sir. There are plenty of resources confirming their registered non-profit status. It’s really a unique way of running an NFL team, and one that’s served them and the fans well, as their profits go to upgrading facilities and hiring the best coaches and scouts instead of padding an owner’s pockets.
Whether you like them or not, it’s an interesting if not admirable way of doing business, especially compared to other pro teams.
Another reason to root for the Packers: they are the only non-profit, community-owned major league professional sports team in the United States. Dun dun dun, dun dun dun - Go Pack Go!
Honestly, we still don’t know whether he intended to open fire on that school, despite him saying it was a joke/test/whatever.
Eddie Vedder sounds awesome and so do Weezer on Say It Ain’t So!