#3: I have to admit, I get pretty passive-aggressive when a customer comes into my store and whispers or gestures to me because they’re on the phone. I like to talk really loudly to them so the person they’re on the phone with knows they’re being a d-bag. “HOW CAN I HELP YOU!” “THAT’LL BE $10.02!” Once a d-bag, always a d-bag though, because they usually look at me like how dare I interact verbally with them and say “sorry,” to the person the phone, not me. That’s when I know I’ve caused a kink in their day and I mentally high-five myself.

Yow! Those ribs are like twisty straws.

#3 is so ridiculous - I teared up with laughter! I love these.

I don’t know what to think about this woman. First, she’s definitely older than 33, which raises an eyebrow. Secondly, in another interview she said, “I’ve made the decision that employment just isn’t for me at the moment.” The arrogance in that statement is cringe-worthy. As much as I dislike this woman, discrimination and harassment are serious problems that women face. And the problem is glaringly obvious when you read comments like, “she isn’t even hot!” It reminds me of when rape victims come forward publicly and people write things like , “Yeah right, no one would rape her.”  Does it matter if she is up to your standard of beauty? The fact remains that she’s being mistreated. So if she was the most beautiful woman in the world it would somehow be more acceptable that she was being harassed?

“Serving up ______ realness” is one of my favorite phrases. It’s hilarious in so many situations. Never really got on board with the rest of the slang mentioned, though.

If only there was a way they could have both participated in preventing her from getting pregnant!

What in the world. I can’t believe it’s 2013 and I’m seeing this.

Sheesh, I hate to see her go through all of this. If only there were some way she could avoided getting pregnant!

“THE CAKES WE OFFER ARE EXPENSIVE BECAUSE WE HAVE TO REPACKAGE AND SHIP…”  I don’t remember that from the episode. So… Amy’s Baking Company doesn’t bake their own cakes? Someone please explain!

Going outside is nice and all, but in REAL nature, not some tiny patch of grass in the middle of the city. I’d much rather stay inside and take a nap on the couch than walk down a sidewalk swarming with human activity.  A weekend camping trip way out in them middle of nowhere - yes. Spreading out a blanket 2 inches from some guy listening to his headphones too loud just because it’s nice out - no.