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    Top 10 Things To Get Your Conservative Woman On Valentine's Day

    If you're a guy and you're not sure what to get your hardcore conservative woman for Valentine's Day, here is a helpful list:

    10. Constitution Chocolates: A different flavor for every amendment! P.S. the 2nd amendment is coconut.

    9. Home Cooked Meal: Nothing says individual responsibility like preparing a meal for you and your loved one

    8. A single rose: Because buying a whole bouquet is not fiscally sound policy

    7. Ann Coulter Brand Perfume: Leave the Chanel for those French liberals

    6. A Mix Tape: All of Reagan’s speeches

    5. A Romantic getaway: May I suggest Colonial Williamsburg or perhaps Mount Vernon?

    4. Founding Father’s Spa Day: Nothing says 1776 like a good soak in the mud

    3. A Love Letter: Yeah, it might have been written to Ayn Rand originally, but it’ll still work

    2. American Flag Jewelry: Because “I love you” should be spelled with a U-S-A!

    1. Teddy Bret Baier: How adorable and informative