Taco Bell tastes great, but it's so unhealthy that it makes me feel sick after eating it. So, unfortunately, I haven't had Taco Bell in 2 years, and I probably won't any time soon.
You know, some people actually have eyebrows and eyelashes underneath their makeup. As a dude I don't wear any, but if I did I wouldn't need to add eyebrows and makeup because both, if I may, are naturally on fleek. (Did I use that term correctly?)
Regardless of intention, your "sarcasm" looks only like idiocy. Due to the limited capacity for tone that the Internet possesses, I suggest using something like "jk" at the end of your sentence, so that the joke is apparent. (Also, sarcasm is to say the opposite of what you mean to…Â
Jokes on you because I've never had any kind of intimate contact with anyone ever in my life and now I'm going to go cry myself to sleep. But hey, no herpes!
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