"Hot Malm" Is The Best Ikea-Themed Porn Parody Site On The Internet

Ooh, look at that headboard! SFW, unless you’ve got a bed frame fetish, I guess.

1. This thing of beauty is a Malm bed frame from Ikea.

2. You probably recognize it from, like, every recent college graduate’s bedroom.

Srsly.

3. But this is the Malm like you’ve never seen it before.

Hot Malm.

4. According to the site,


The HotMalm.com team is dedicated to bringing you the hottest Hot Malm action on the web. Our diverse and international team prides itself on curating and maintaining the Internet’s most comprehensive collection of Hot Malm videos, images and content.

Hot new Malms are being stripped down, screwed and laid by the thousands every day, and it’s our mission to expose them.

5. First, they’ve got to make sure you’re of legal age to be seeing this kind of naughty material.

“Yes, malm!”

6. Once you’ve entered, you can search by category…

7. Or watch some risque Malm live-cams.

Scandalous.

8. You can even find hot Malms in your area who are looking for action tonight!

OMG, how did they know my nickname was Snuggles???

9. But probably the best part of HotMalm.com is Ikea Monkey’s cameo.

Definitely click the link for a tribute to everyone’s favorite shearling coat wearing monkey.

10. Of course, there isn’t any real pornography on the site. If you click any of the links, you’ll be redirected to the product page for that style of Malm on Ikea’s website.

The “live chat” link even brings you to the customer service contact page.

11. But let’s be honest…you’re not here to go shopping, are you?

No - you’re here for the puns, of course!

You can check out the website here.

H/T The Daily Dot.

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