The rest of this is just jokes that aren’t remotely, but it’s pretty damn tacky to joke about the death of the FLOTUS. I’m sure her daughters would find this hilarious. Way to be a complete dick.
It’s a Wonderful Life. By the time they get to the book with the message from Clarence “Remember George: no man is a failure who has friends.” I am a pile of tears.
Have courage for the great sorrows of life and patience for the small ones, and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace. God is awake. -Victor Hugo
I’m a heartbroken 49er fan and an ecstatic Michigan fan. It’s a weird feeling. Go Blue!
American Colonial Finland.
Preach, Bill Simmons!
“Dammit” by blink182 was my angsty teen anthem, haha
I’m really going to miss Jackson, but it’s hard not to be excited about adding a 3rd Cy Young winner to the rotation. Glad my fellow Tiger fans gave Austin the sendoff he deserved though!
What about “it hurts my Joey’s apple?” *cue exasperated Chandler*
^ I second all of this. The Cardinals are the worst. Think Blue! Viva Puig!
Omg THIS. Sounds like the conversations had in my house every Saturday! Go Blue!
I wish this piece of lazy history would just go die already.
JV!! <3 go Tigers!
I’ve been there, and it’s just as amazing as it sounds!