1. 1. This is constantly what the inside of your fridge looks like
Well, at least it’s clean!
3. 2. This is about as close as you get to having real food at home
I think it’s time you went to the supermarket…
4. 3. Even when you go to the supermarket, you still only come home with this
Hey, there are fruits and vegetables there.
7. 4. You still think it’s a good idea to go out drinking mid-week
…despite the fact that you have work the next day where you actually have to do things