Response to 27 Middle-Class Problems:
I must read too much cracked and onion,Ihonest-to-god didn’t know these were REAL untilIlooked up one of the Tweeters (Twitters? Twits?) I’m not cool enough to know the proper social media moniker.Ionce slammed my left breast inalemon slicer whenIworked at McDonald’s putting myself through college…does that count? Probably not.