#24 i wish my weekend plans included something like this. seriously. i work, come home, watch netflix, go to bed, wake up, do nothing until the walking dead comes on, go to bed, wake up, go to work.
Girl Jared Leto kind of looks like Anna Pacquin
#29 death by snu-snu
i wish i had those heels. and all that sass.
chugging a beer? not harmful. chugging a ridiculous concoction of alchol? .. that’s your own stupidity and i don’t feel bad.
#8, “it’s the bucket woman!”
They still have Jack’s mixed drinks in Canada. Don’t think it’s called ‘hard cola’ tho.
crazy, when you’re not used to it… but in NS, we’ve had snowstorms accumulating at least 15-25cm of snow every week this year. =/
my hair was actually awesome when i was down in cuba. the humidity enhanced the curl… granted, it was kind of large but at least it was a consistent curl and not this half straight/half wave/partly curled BS i have to deal with at home.
you guys don’t have ketchup or dill pickle chips?
Why don’t celebrities use phone cases?
having a butt and not being able to shake it or twerk ….fwp.
if you asked for any of those items by those names, the employees would not know what you are talking about.
grilled cheese is a thing. its the middle pieces of the mac buns instead of a cheeseburger bun, with two slices of cheese. also comes with a bacon option. when i worked there and fajitas were still a thing, during late night once, the grills were cleaned, we’d make quesadillas and in the morning, french toast with the middle of the mac buns. also used to make tortilla pizza with salsa, and the meat from the deli sandwiches… peanut butter in with the smartie mcflurry, and you can have mint oreo mcflurries around st patricks day by running the syrup from the shamrock shakes through the lines (as you would when you’d first hook up the syrup), into the ice cream and blending… if you work there, you tend to never order off the regular menu again.
#4, i knew this because i live there.
she is just the best.
Winston. Which I’m OK with. But thank you for the Britney question!
I still do 19…
No ‘really expensive white gold hoops?”? … I’m disappointed. I actually said to myself as I clicked on this
Link, “there better be white gold hoops!”
I’m 25 and got 19… Totally expected in the 30s.
is she as skinny as she was in her 20s? no. is she healthy and happy and looks fucking amazing? yes. BYEHATERS
I’m pretty sure French toast crunch and nesquik cereal are still at the grocery store next to my work.
At work, I slid over in the office chair and without standing, (it’s about face level, standing) put my tea in the microwave for 15 seconds. When it was done, the tea sat at the back of the microwave and I couldn’t reach it… I put the microwave on for 3 more seconds so that the plate would spin around so my tea was within arms reach without getting up from the chair… It’s one of my proudest moments.
I do #7 a lot, usually when I cant understand what a client is saying.. smile and agree.
Aladdin! …. funny enough, my bf is also Arab…….
Jenna Jameson’s “I am not afraid, I was born to do this”, was done by Kat Von D. #themoreyouknow.
I have a pretty good repor with the morning hosts at my local radio station, to the point where they all added me on Facebook individually
I could just watch #16 forever… NICK MILLLERRRRRR
these used to be funny, but now people just half ass something to be like “lol nailed it” .. like those rainbow cupcakes… those looked like they totally worked and then they just mashed them all up to look like a fail. and that sour patch cake? you cant even claim that you tried…
also, ‘Freakshow’ is amazing and fuck whoever goes to a Britney show and doesn’t know every song she’s ever done.
augh I want to cry knowing I wont see this in person.