May 16 is my birthday! Woo hoo!

Why isn’t she wearing a seatbelt? Safety first!

Why does everyone assume that that fat bastard Michael Moore is right? Maybe he’s the one who spun things out of control.

Sheetz MTO is indeed better. But wawa coffee is better than sheetz, and wawa blueberry muffins are hands down better than sheetz.

And every fan in Pittsburgh still thinks he’s a thug