20 Reasons Why Graduating From Boston University Sucks

Here’s to all the awesome things you’re leaving behind.

1. You’re going to have to change your zombie-like ways of walking to anywhere and everywhere you need to go. The 1.8-mile stretch of Commonwealth Ave is no longer your daily commute, and you might actually have to turn a corner now.

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2. You might have to walk for more than 46 seconds to get to the nearest public transportation.

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3. It might be a little bit harder to just walk on over to “the beach” for lunch. Or a nap.

That serene noise of traffic on Storrow Drive is just like the ocean waves, right?

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4. It might be difficult to find a better way to spend your Thursday night…

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5. Or your Friday night, and Saturday night, and Sunday night…

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6. And how the hell are you ever going to enjoy nachos again? Sunset Cantina will always be in our hearts. And stomachs.

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7. You’re actually going to have to buy condoms, instead of creepily sneaking into Student Health and shoving a handful of them into your backpack.

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8. You never watched a football game.

Look at that potential…

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9. And you won’t have the chance to check out the brand new $3 million New Balance field currently being built.

Because you were super pumped to watch the return of the Women’s Field Hockey team anyways, weren’t you?

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10. You had one of the best hockey teams in the nation, but never went to a game.

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11. It will be harder to talk shit about sorority girls and frat boys, because you might offend your future co-workers.

But you’ll still do it anyways.

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12. You have to pay full price for a movie ticket.

$6.50 was a damn good deal.

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13. You will never again have the chance to be knighted.

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14. You’ll never be as cool as other BU grads, like Howard Stern, Julianne Moore, Geena Davis, or Martin Luther King Jr.

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15. It will never be so difficult to get an A again.

Grade deflation, we l o v e you.

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16. You’ll sincerely miss Boston’s take on Thirsty Thursday.

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We don’t like the sun anyway.

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17. Hearing Morgan Freeman speak in your presence ever again is definitely a long-shot.

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18. You won’t be able to witness the rapid movements of the rare biddie species, who are unable to feel cold, wind, or rain.

(Click photo for full explanation)

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19. You’ll miss those millions of Facebook posts of next semester’s colorful schedules.

^ Lol @ an engineering student vs. a communication student’s schedule

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20. And finally

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