If Donald Trump Went To A Grocery Store

The epic tale of what would ensue if the Donald ventured in to your local supermarket.


While perusing the magazines in the checkout line, “Kate Middleton on the cover of People? I’m sure her wedding didn’t get near the ratings of Celebrity Apprentice!”


He must make a stop to the aisle with the hair care products. “Hmm where is the Sideshow Bob orange? I must have my signature hue!”


While still fumbling around the hair care aisle, “ok I will settle for Kathy Griffin ginger, but don’t get me NEAR that carroty mess that is Lindsay Lohan.


Melania will have my head if I go for the Entenmanns’s donut variety pack.


I will give $1 million to charity if they have the brand of Spaghettio’s I’m craving.


In the midst of scoping out some produce, “I bet Rosie O’Donnell couldn’t pick out a melon like this.”


The Donald, thumping melons and taking names.


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