Interesting and useless fact: ‘stationary’ was the common spelling for the word in the 1700s and 1800s. It was first spelled as ‘stationery,’ however, meaning the wares of a stationer, or book seller. -OED

“We will not go quietly into the night…”

Clean floors?

Coffee Bacon and Spinach Sandwich seems okay, because I’ve hand coffee glazed bacon and it tastes like… bacon.

Good point, but incorrect use of “indistinguishable.” If you could not distinguish between the parties of Lincoln’s time and our own, you would see no difference between them. You are trying to say that they are very different.

Library arts -would- be useless for a pug, but I bet they could use library science to great success.

It’s a tie between the chicken and the swirly eyes that say ‘buy my idea’.

#8 doesn’t appear to be attacking anything.