http://www.buzzfeed.com/bfeld/the-sharktopus-trailer I saw two sharktopodes in the water this morning! They must be breeding now! We're doomed!

Took her two minutes to give 4 seconds worth of information.

I'd hit it.

Smart women are hot. I'm down for the next installment of correct my fucking bad grammar.

Latin's a dead language though, so that shows how great the whole “predictable” thing works. English, the Wild Card of Languages!

NERD ALERT!

Wait.. I thought it was a guessing game…
Octopussies?
(not rude… Zsa Zsa Gabor went on the Johnny Carson Show once with her cat. She asked him if he would like to pet her pussy…
He said, “sure, but you'll have to move the cat out of the way, first…”
d=))

Now I just need to see some Octopodes so I can say I saw some Octopodes.

“Octopodes”, “octopodes”, “octopodes”, “octopodes”, “octopodes”, “octopodes”, “octopodes”,”octopodes”, “octopodes”, “octopodes”. The benefit of being British. Suck it, America!

I knew that. Then again, I have no life.

i totally want to start saying octopodes now

Why can't more children these days have lovely mothers like this woman. I think I've seen too many bratty little girl videos today.

I think I'm in love with her.