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Alyssa P. RSS

Davis, California United States 95616 / Female / 21

I think I was born to perform. I naturally project my voice. My life is so much better now than it was ten years ago. I sing. A lot. I currently attend UC Davis, also known as the most bike-tastic college in the nation. I live over by some cows. My goal for the next school year is to learn to ride a bike with no handlebars… no handlebars… no handlebars. =]

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  • Alyssa   As usual, these are very euro-centric...  about a year ago ×
  • Alyssa thinks Tareq and Michaele Salahi is Trashy & WTF  about 2 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   9/11 Did Not Happen and thinks it’s WTF & OMG  about 2 years ago ×
  • Response to Celebrity Couple Alert:

    Oops, I think we interrupted a meeting of Douchebags United.

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  • Alyssa   Ladies you can't change what is...  about 2 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   30 Ridiculous Pictures Of The Backstr... and thinks it’s LOL & OMG  about 2 years ago ×
  • Alyssa thinks The Wrong Way To Pass A Class is LOL & Trashy  about 2 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   Wow. Classy... and thinks it’s LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   Most Convincing Argument To Impeach O... and thinks it’s Ew, LOL & Trashy  about 2 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   FOX Caught Manufacturing Tea-Party Rally and thinks it’s LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Alyssa thinks The Worst Tattoo Ever is Trashy, WTF & Ew  about 2 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   Sparkal Queenz and thinks it’s WTF, Trashy & OMG  about 2 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   Puppy Rumble and thinks it’s Cute  about 2 years ago ×
  • Alyssa thinks Why I Don't Have A Girlfriend is Geeky & LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   Nickelodeon's New Logo and thinks it’s WTF & Ew  about 2 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   Captain Spork and thinks it’s Cute & OMG  about 2 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   Miley Cyrus' Sister (NSFW?) and thinks it’s Trashy & WTF  about 2 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   Wes Anderson Trailer and thinks it’s LOL, Geeky & Cute  about 3 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   Ladies Respond to "Jizz in My Pants" ... and thinks it’s LOL  about 3 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   100 Days For Obama, 100 Days Of Fox N... and thinks it’s OMG, WTF & Trashy  about 3 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   Where The Sidewalk Ends and thinks it’s Cute  about 3 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   RIP Bea Arthur  about 3 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   Rockband Hidden Camera and thinks it’s LOL  about 3 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   Blago Meets Speidi  about 3 years ago ×
  • Alyssa thinks Kelly Bensimon's Runaway Boobs is Trashy, WTF & OMG  about 3 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   Giant Gay Repellent Umbrella and thinks it’s LOL & OMG  about 3 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   Puppy, Newly Hatched and thinks it’s LOL & Cute  about 3 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   Tetris Furniture and thinks it’s LOL & Cute  about 3 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   Miss California Defends 'Opposite... and thinks it’s WTF  about 3 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   Amazon Fail and thinks it’s OMG & WTF  about 3 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   Baby Attacking The President and thinks it’s Cute & OMG  about 3 years ago ×
  • Alyssa thinks I Can Read Your Mind! is LOL  about 3 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   Actually Cute Baby Snuggie and thinks it’s Cute  about 3 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   13-Year-Old Dad and thinks it’s Trashy  about 3 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   Iowa Legalizes Gay Marriage  about 3 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   If Atheists Ruled the World and thinks it’s LOL  about 3 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   Tauntaun Sleeping Bag and thinks it’s OMG & LOL  about 3 years ago ×
  • Alyssa   White People Problems  about 3 years ago ×
  • Alyssa thinks Honor Code Violation (NSFW) is WTF  about 3 years ago ×

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