Alysen

Does anyone else get told to stop yelling when you finally talk at a normal volume?! Like, some people are CONSTANTLY shouting every damn thing they say, and one says shit to them. But I'm usually quiet, so when I talk at a normal volume, everyone shushes me. People suck.

Statistically speaking, I think the average bra size would have to be a band size greater than 34. If 2/3 of Americans are overweight, how can a majority of women have a band size of 34? Not to mention a majority of women don't wear the right size bra. I think I remember reading somewhere… Read More

I was playing Cards Against Humanity and the black card was, "During sex I think about..." and the card I chose was, "laying an egg". I laughed forever.

Everyone keeps complaining about the fill in the blank quizzes, but honestly, I like them! The multiple choice quizzes were way too easy. You could get them right every time just by process of elimination.

If everything is majestic... nothing is.

The "thigh gap" all depends on your natural body type! How wide your hips are, the natural size of your thighs, and how body fat and muscle distributes itself throughout your body. I have seen my body through many stages: I was a wrestler in high school and very muscular, I went through… Read More