11. The One With The Duckface
As loathsome as the duckface has become, Zayn still manages to make it look extremely attractive. That JAWLINE.
(Hi Perrie Edwards, please excuse us while we gawk at your fiancé.)
10. The One With The Tongue
Because who doesn’t indulge in a little tongue-out pose from time to time.
9. The One With The Looking Down
Perhaps this is Philosopher Zayn’s moment of contemplation that inspired his trademark quote, “just close your eyes and enjoy the roller coaster that is life :) x”.
8. The One With The Black and White
Imagine Zayn’s piercing gaze staring into your soul every night before bed.
7. The One With The “I’m Judging You” Tilt
This is Zayn Malik telling you to look at your life, look at your choices.
6. The One With The Pout
Baby, you light up my world like nobody else
The way that you style your quiff gets me overwhelmed
And when you pose for the cam
It ain’t hard to tell that you know
Zayn, you know you’re beautiful
5. The One With The “Pensive Looking Away” Face
That little blonde streak was the highlight of 2012.
4. The One With The Crew
Is it a requirement that all of Zayn’s family members have to be cute?
Not as cute as Zayn, of course.
No one is as cute as Zayn.
Zayn is the cutest.
3. The One With The Adorable Baby
Well aren’t you the most handsome godfather in the entire solar system?
2. The One With The Smoldering Gaze
How is it even fair for one person to be blessed with those high cheekbones, long eyelashes, perfectly groomed scruff, immaculate jawline, AND thick eyebrows?
1. The One With The House Pet
Admit it—you’re jealous of that stupid lizard because it gets to crawl all over Zayn’s chest and you don’t.
Oh, so you weren’t thinking that? Well now you are.