1. Blossom vs. Lena Dunham
The voices of their respective generations. What would happen if youth problems of the nineties clashed with youth problems of the teens? A sob-fest of epic proportions, we’re sure.
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2. Gary Busey vs. Charlie Sheen
Battle of the aging crazies! Which one is farther removed from grounded reality? Which one will be the first to eat a human heart? It’s impossible to know.
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3. Paula Deen vs. Oprah
You want to hug them both, and you want them to tell you everything is going to be alright. You want Oprah to spoil you with her favorite things, and you want Paula to feed you spoonfuls of melted butter between bites of chicken nuggets. Put these two ladies together and there’s bound to be bloodshed.
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4. Tina Fey vs. Amy Poehler
Comedy titans, butting heads! Weekend update queens, network dominators, improv masters - ok. Fine. We don’t really want them to fight. We just want them in the same room so that the inevitable collaboration can take place.
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5. Ryan Gosling vs. Channing Tatum
Because, I mean, you get it.
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6. Jennifer Lawrence vs. Meryl Streep
The comment Jennifer made while accepting her Golden Globe this year - the “I beat Meryl” one - fell completely flat on the audience, because it sounded, well, childish. Turns out Jennifer was just quoting the movie First Wives Club. But we’ll still watch them duel on the field of honor at dawn.
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7. Lil Jon vs. Donald Trump
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8. Past Lindsay Lohan vs. Present Lindsay Lohan
Ah, youth. If twelve-year-old Lindsay could say one thing to her twenty-six-year-old self, what would it be? Get your shit together, Lindsay. Is what it would be.
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9. Gene Simmons vs. Richard Simmons
They might not be related, but we can see them fighting like a dysfunctional family during Thanksgiving dinner. Look at these two. They can’t possible have any common ground.
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Celebrity Apprentice is Back! All Stars!
Watch All Star Celebrity Apprentice March 3rd on NBC! You won’t have to invent celebrity feuds. This show is full of them.