8 Shows On TV That Make You Feel Like An Expert

Hey There King of Knowledge. These Shows Give You Undeserved Confidence on Subjects You Really Aren't Super Qualified to Speak on--But You'll Do it Anyway.

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Kim, I feel you girl. Sometimes I too feel bound 2 never understand what is beyond my knowledge. But here is a short list of TV shows that make even the most naive comfortable engaging in an intellectual dialogue on a subject. AKA You feel entitled to being a bit of a cocky mofo. (it's ok, we all do it).

House Hunters (and the International Version)

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"We're looking for an open concept kitchen, updated and stainless appliances, large backyard, furnished, 10 bedroom, 12 bathroom place, with a view of the ocean and the mountains. We're aiming for $900/month". Yea, ok, so that wasn't a quote from the show. But you watch and as an expert you're like "Compromise, Prioritize!!". You know budgets and what to expect from said budget in any given market within the first 5 minutes and proceed to mock the couple as they search for an impossible home.

Toddlers and Tiaras

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Don't judge, you've probably seen an episode or two... or three. And now you basically know everything there is to know about the pageant circuit (and you love to toss that word around too). Anyone knows that getting the Princess crown is translation for 'Loser'. It's all about the Ultimate Grand, y'all.

Law & Order SVU

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This one's pretty self explanatory. You know everything about handling the SVU, and you are so ready to take on the next psycho sex addict case.

Grey's Anatomy

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Craniotomies, Cardiomyopathies, Piggy-back Surgeries, Whipples. You know that if you have ever or still watch the show, you feel confident throwing around medical terms left and right as if you were an attending at Seattle Grace. Honestly, you just want to get in on that On-Call Room Action...

America's Next Top Model

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The average american would probably never have known about go-sees, let alone understand anything other than the superficial aspect of modeling, until ANTM. Smize away as you rattle off how to find the light and elongate your body in the frame.

True Hollywood Story

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Are you the king of random popular culture facts specific to certain 'stories'? You've probably seen THS multiple times, and seen the THS Full House and Mickey Mouse Club about 3 times each. You know everything about their lives and their shows, it's like you are their best friend.

Nova Specials

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SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE. "Yea, I saw this Nova special on the brain once, so I think..". You proceed to rattle off information you learned and maybe only know on a semi-real level.

THE OLYMPICS

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Spring or Summer, you watch these games and you critique the hell out of a flawed performance or bad judging with terminology you don't truly grasp. "How did she not get a perfect score with that round-off half-on full twisting front layout?!". You're itching for 2014 because it's the one time of the year you can half get away with being an expert on olympic sports.

Go Ahead With Yo Bad Genius Self

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