9 Ridiculously Stunning Spring Wedding Ideas They Won't Believe You DIY'd

...no, seriously. You may get in fist fights trying to prove you made these on your own.

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Them: "I'm sorry, what? You put this together yourself? Lies." (But, really, you can. Find out how here.)

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Them: "GIVE ME YOUR SECRET." (Here, geez.)

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Them: "Seriously, though. Who actually did this for you?" You: "I DID IT MYSELF." (See how here.)

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Them: "What is this witchcraft? You can't even identify flowers." (But these people can.)

5.

Them: "Wuh?? How...?" (Like this.)

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You: "Yes, indeed. I did create that gorgeous background with these hands of magic."(Thanks to this tutorial.)

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Them: "But, like, how?" (BAM.)

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You: "Call all the local florists. NONE OF THEM KNOW MY NAME." (All hail this how to.)

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You (victoriously): "Please, leave all your compliments in the form of dollars." (Make this darling vintage centerpiece.)