Them: “I’m sorry, what? You put this together yourself? Lies.” (But, really, you can. Find out how here.)
Them: “Seriously, though. Who actually did this for you?” You: “I DID IT MYSELF.” (See how here.)
Them: “What is this witchcraft? You can’t even identify flowers.” (But these people can.)
You: “Yes, indeed. I did create that gorgeous background with these hands of magic.”(Thanks to this tutorial.)
You: “Call all the local florists. NONE OF THEM KNOW MY NAME.” (All hail this how to.)
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