Sarah Silverman played Kramer’s girlfriend with “the jimmy leg” on a 1997 episode of Seinfeld. The most disturbing part of this is that Kramer was getting action.
Word has come through that soccer great Nicolas Anelka has signed with Shanghai Shenhua for a reported salary of $300,000 per week. Let’s hope the air pollution doesn’t ruin him and every other player going to China, mmmkay?
Everybody’s favorite metal band does everybody’s least favorite Christmas song. Because Christmas is a time for family, gifts, and X-rated song parodies.
In Persian Incursion you get to lead an Israeli airstrike against Iranian WMD factories. Fuck RISK.
It’s amazing what one man and a rake can do. Curse the earth for destroying these beautiful treasures!
Thought you needed a fancy factory to handle all of your creative metal needs? Not anymore! I know what I’m doing with my microwave…
Garfunkel and Oates with “Weird” Al singing about Occupy Wall Street? What could go wrong. Though I have a sneaking suspicion that one of them is in the 1%
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Every year, the award-winning magazine “Texas Monthly” shines a light on the most embarrassing person in its state. For only the second time in its history, they selected their governor.
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A market built on train tracks in Thailand gets interrupted several times a day as a train passes over fresh fruit. Welcome to Asia, folks!
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The Centers for Disease Control have finally issued a statement on preparing for a zombie apocalypse. If you can think of a better way to spend tax dollars, you’re obviously thinking too hard.