Anelka Signs With Shanghai

Word has come through that soccer great Nicolas Anelka has signed with Shanghai Shenhua for a reported salary of $300,000 per week. Let’s hope the air pollution doesn’t ruin him and every other player going to China, mmmkay?

TheMagicAl42 a year ago respond

12 Days Of Christmas From Steel Panther (NSFW)

Everybody’s favorite metal band does everybody’s least favorite Christmas song. Because Christmas is a time for family, gifts, and X-rated song parodies.

TheMagicAl42 a year ago respond

Board Game Prepares For War With Iran

In Persian Incursion you get to lead an Israeli airstrike against Iranian WMD factories. Fuck RISK.

TheMagicAl42 a year ago respond

Jim Denevan Makes Paintings With Beaches

It’s amazing what one man and a rake can do. Curse the earth for destroying these beautiful treasures!

TheMagicAl42 a year ago 6 responses

Microwave Smelter

Thought you needed a fancy factory to handle all of your creative metal needs? Not anymore! I know what I’m doing with my microwave…

TheMagicAl42 a year ago 2 responses

CDC Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness Release

The Centers for Disease Control have finally issued a statement on preparing for a zombie apocalypse. If you can think of a better way to spend tax dollars, you’re obviously thinking too hard.

TheMagicAl42 2 years ago respond