New Girl's Max Greenfield had some time to kill on set, while in full "Fat Schmidt" makeup. So, of course he did what anyone would do. He made a lip-synch video to Rihanna, and it's a masterpiece.
Before we get into the magic, here's a side-by-side comparison of Greenfield before and after his transformation into "Fat Schmidt" for your reference. Now, sit back and enjoy the show.
He starts out nice and easy...
Then he adds a little bit of hand flair. Sexy.
Look out, the beat's about to drop!
And Schmidt's about to drop some serious moves.
It's time to get up close and personal.
This piece has everything, even a moment of Zen.
Finally, he brings this magical dance party to an end with dizzying joy. Literally.