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Jon Stewart Wants To Start A Kickstarter To Buy CNN

For only $25,000, you can pop molly with Fareed Zakaria.

1. On last night’s episode of the Daily Show, Jon Stewart explained that if Rupert Murdoch bought Time Warner, CNN would need to sell to another company. It would go for about $10 billion.


“Now, $10 billion is a lot for anybody,” said Stewart. “But it’s not a lot for all of us.”

3. So Stewart introduced his Kickstarter campaign to raise $10 billion and buy CNN.

5. There are some great prizes! If you donate $10, you’ll get your face in one of these boxes:

7. For only $25,000 you can do drugs with CNN host Fareed Zakaria!

9. If you throw in a small $5 million donation, CNN will spend two weeks straight searching for your keys.

11. And if you really step up to the plate and give $1 billion, you’ll get to see your favorite CNN anchors fight to the death!

13. While the Kickstarter campaign is just a joke, don’t worry: the website is real.

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