Chris Pratt And "Saturday Night Live" Take On NFL Controversies

    "I punched a mailman, that's federal baby."

    Last night on Saturday Night Live, the show parodied the recent controversies within the NFL.

    "Accountability, that's what the NFL is all about," said SNL's Beck Bennett, acting as announcer Jim Nantz. "I think you'll see that reflected in today's player introductions."

    Then, NFL team members introduce themselves and listed the charges against them.

    "Marvin Ingram, I got accused of sexual assault at THE Ohio State University."

    "I punched a mailman. That's federal, baby!"

    "Victor Naples, a whole bunch of stuff!"

    "I'm Kendrick Douglas, and I hit my wife." "I'm his wife, and I hit his ass back."

    "Melvin McDonald, I sent a picture of my ding-dong to Michelle Obama. Go Panthers!"