Signs You Found A Real Friend

“Everyone’s boobs are different sizes!”

When You Meet Your Friend’s Boyfriend

“I just kissed your boyfriend on the mouth.”

When You Have A Roommate Of The Opposite Sex

“There’s no jumping in the thick of war!”

When You’re Caught In A Lie

“Oh really? Your grandparents are friends with Quentin Tarantino?”

This Perfectly Sums Up The Anxiety That Comes With Saying “I Love You” For The First Time

“I really…really…really…like you.”

Tall Vs. Short Friend

“What is this? Sour cream for ants?”

When People Think You’re Intimidating

Sometimes being scary isn’t so bad.

This Video Captures The Complex Emotions Of An Unplanned Pregnancy

“It’s like when you got food poisoning the first time you went to Taco Bell.”

If You Treated Other People The Way You Treat Yourself

“You are a fat piece of shit.”

When You Try To Eat Healthy

“Can you put the gluten back in the cookie?”

When You Think He’s Out Of Your League

“I can’t date a HOT. GUY. ALI.”

Everyday Struggles For Gullible People

“Look! Vin Diesel!” *steals food*

The Best Responses To Stressful Texts

When in doubt, use emojis.

Do You Have Good Taste?

It’s okay to eat drivel every once and a while.

All Of These Stupid Things Have Probably Happened To You

Just text back.

The Hot Mess Vs. Put Together Friend

Opposites attract.

When You’re Really Fucking Impatient

Waiting for elevators is a nightmare.

When You’re An On-Again, Off-Again Couple

“No one collects DVDs anymore Ben!”

This Video Perfectly Sums Up What It’s Like To Experience A Breakup

“Now you can sleep with whoever you want!”