They graduated college...
While you were finishing middle school.
They played this growing up...
They went on their first date...
Before you were potty trained.
Their favorite band growing up was Nelson...
They got their first iPod when they were 26 and it looked like this.
You got yours when you were 17 and it looked like this.
In high school, they were grunge.
In high school, you were emo.
They followed the Bill Clinton election.
You followed Captain Planet and the Planeteers.
To them, these are hammer pants.
To you, they are harem pants.
They knew tight-rolled jeans...
Before skinnies came along.
They played video games on this...
While you played them on this.