23 Reasons Astrology Obsessives Are Actually Goddesses

    It's written in the constellations.

    1. They put money on being able to guess your star sign when you first meet.

    2. If you're not sure about your compatibility with a new crush, they're like...

    3. They ponder the star signs of your Tinder matches because...

    4. This is how they react to people who don't believe in the effects of retrograde...

    5. Whenever you're having a crisis, they have two words for you: Saturn. Return.

    6. They know not to hit the club with their Leo friends because THIS...

    7. They hear you're dating a Scorpio and they're like...

    8. They can spot a Sagittarius from miles away.

    9. They avoid Aquarians who are PMSing because THIS...

    10. You tell them your boss is a Capricorn and they're just like...

    11. They knew your ex was bogus before you did because he was a Gemini.

    12. They meet a Sagittarius and internally start quoting Peter Pan.

    13. They hate to make dinner plans with a Pisces.

    14. They know exactly what to say to drive a Scorpio crazy.

    15. They can sometimes carry the weight of the world on their shoulders.

    16. They know to let their Aries friends do their own thing...

    17. They always wait for you to finish reading your daily horoscope before they tell you what they really think.

    18. They know to invite Cancer friends over if they want a fun night in...

    19. They find out you're a Taurus and they are all like...

    20. They find out you're in love with an Aquarius and they're like...

    21. They attribute their level-headedness to Libra relatives...

    22. They ask all the Virgos to be in their bridal party...

    23. And no matter what problem you come to them with, they always try to use the stars to solve it.