He also had a constipation problem, though a laxative would only help that problem temporarily.

*Great, *apparently and *too

Grease or petroleum jelly. :P Getting back off can be a problem.

Sorry, think they updated the list and took her off instead of just making a new list. Was confused at 1st.

She? o.O

Read the border; it’s lyrics to a song.

Eating and indulging.

The OP didn’t know where to find the shirt, like what store.

An old Nickelodeon reference.

Also if you take meds—prescription or otherwise—that can color your urine. And sometimes meds make you have more fluids than usual, like ones that filter through the kidneys.  People can eat foods high in water, such as strawberries, along w/ drinking fluids to keep themselves hydrated. I’ve heard the urine myth before. :)