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    The Definitive Ranking Of The 19 Best Places To Fart In Public

    You know the WORST places already, so here are the BEST places to avoid embarrassment when you just...have to.

    Scoring System:

    19. McDonald's

    18. Michael's Arts and Crafts Store

    17. Guy's American Kitchen & Bar

    16. Any 3-D Movie:

    15. Macy's:

    14. Nail Salon:

    13. Victoria's Secret

    12. Bath and Body Works:

    SNL Studios / Via vine.co

    Stop in here if you also need some hand lotion or bath salts.

    Ambient Noise Score: 1.2 (mall music wafting in)

    Ambient Smell Score: 4.7 (scented candles, lotions)

    Fart Confidence Score: 5.9

    11. A Cinnabon Restaurant:

    10. Staten Island Ferry:

    9. A Fish Market:

    8. NASCAR Race:

    7. Sephora:

    6. Anywhere Near Justin Bieber:

    5. Civil War Reenactment:

    4. Hollister:

    3. A Phish Concert:

    2. Coachella:

    1. Abercrombie & Fitch: