#1 is the funniest thing I have ever seen. EVER.

dude. underroos were the shit.

#1 was a joke from some design group that no one ever figured out the punchline.

Not sure I understand their rationale for some of these… although I am surprised that super soaker thing made it to the market. Every toy company needs to have at least one slut on the quality control team to prevent these things from haunting them 15 years later.

This is hilarious

#4 is some Rick James type shit, doesn't seem gay to me

How gay does it make you if you owned a My Buddy and you “styled” its hair?

I think Pogo Ball Blaster was a ripoff of a German toy called Trim Ball whose ill-translated commercial jingle still haunts my OCD memory. If you like gay in a dudes-in-legwarmers kind of way and you appreciate foreigners-make-weird-commercials goodness, this is for you. No Mentos-like ironic cachet for this one I'm afraid.

These are humorous but I think Factual. Toys are sometimes the beginning the of what a person could be. I think some of these I would not let my bro play with. I think I will just let him see movies. Perhaps a small installment loan to see Where the Wild Things Are might be worth it.