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The bride was (/still is I wouldn't know we don't speak) goth, so she insisted on having her wedding as near to Halloween as possible for context. We all had to learn calligraphy (which wasn't too bad, it's just that I was also going to college full time as well) then hand write every… Read More

My husband and I rarely leave home as it is. Homebodies for life.

That you might not be friends with the bride after the wedding. You think those would be memories you want to cherish, but then suddenly life changes and the bride who you spent thousands of dollars for her special day still avoids eye contact with you if you happen to see her in… Read More

Ground meat or meat substitute of your choice, a can of beans, a squirt of ketchup and mustard. Delicious, filling, and full of protein.

Neither aging nor elective surgery count as a "glow up".

Also, you spelled it correctly, the veil didn't.

Several people died/committed suicide in the house I grew up in. When I was a child I used to see a bald man, covered in blood, crouching in the corner of my room whispering about how he had to "kill them all". Also, in my apartment I used to see an elderly woman wandering around… Read More

I would add "Blindness" to this list. Very disturbing.

Literally just don't be a jerk and focus on your friend or family member's wedding it happens to be instead of your own selfish ass for just one single day of your life.

My (now) husband came home from work (he's in the military) and said "Hey, there's an opening in housing, so do you want to get married soon?" Of course I said yes, we'd been together nearly seven years at that point. I found it hilarious because we've never really been a very in… Read More