Has anyone else noticed that 99.8% of parking enforcement officers seem to be the scowling, hideous spawn of Satan’s anus? They don’t actually start out that way. They start out as normal, average looking people.
“I’m unemployed and the only things I’m good at are driving white Priuses and being a douchebag. I guess there’s only one future for me…”
“First day on the job! Golly, this soul-sucking occupation sure is exciting.”