Has anyone else noticed that 99.8% of parking enforcement officers seem to be the scowling, hideous spawn of Satan’s anus? They don’t actually start out that way. They start out as normal, average looking people.
“I’m unemployed and the only things I’m good at are driving white Priuses and being a douchebag. I guess there’s only one future for me…”
“First day on the job! Golly, this soul-sucking occupation sure is exciting.”
- Thousands of rallies for climate change action were held around the world ahead of the United Nations climate talks in Paris.›
- Planned Parenthood officials said they believed Friday's shooting at a Colorado Springs clinic was motivated by opposition to abortion. ›
- And watch a man react to the modern world after spending 44 years in prison. ›