The Life Cycle Of An L.A. Parking Enforcement Officer

“Woe to you, Parking Enforcement Officers! You travel over land and sea to write a single parking ticket. You snakes! You brood of vipers! How will you escape being condemned to hell?” -Matthew 23:40

Has anyone else noticed that 99.8% of parking enforcement officers seem to be the scowling, hideous spawn of Satan’s anus? They don’t actually start out that way. They start out as normal, average looking people.

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“I’m unemployed and the only things I’m good at are driving white Priuses and being a douchebag. I guess there’s only one future for me…”

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“First day on the job! Golly, this soul-sucking occupation sure is exciting.”

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One week later. And for the rest of eternity.

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