1. One lucky Reddit user had the pleasure of sitting next to this fashionista on a recent flight. Bonus: that Liberace-themed hardback novel.
2. Rarely is it advisable to talk, or indeed make any contact whatsoever, with your seatmate(s) on a plane. But in this instance:
Also, here’s more info on the phallic leggings, which you know you want/want to learn more about.