1. First things first: slapping a big, chunky bejeweled face mask on Kim.
4. Then have Karl shoot her, even though at this point it might as well be a body double with a pillow strapped around their waist.
6. And time for some high fives, because everything looks good so far.
Fun fact: Even my boyfriend, who had a fashionable thought once and that’s pretty much that, saw this GIF and said, “This shit is beneath Karl Lagerfeld.”
7. Oh, and Kris Jenner pops in. Because of course she does.
And her leather gloves match Karl’s. Because of course they do.
8. Anyway, there’s no time to chat/shamelessly network/try to convince Karl to “kameo” on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kim has more posing to do.
9. This time the camera is sideways for a moment, which is a crazy fashion thing to do.
12. Anyway, that’s enough. Air kisses!
(And note how Karl doesn’t even bother to lean in with everyone else. He does know he’s above this, after all.)