1. Miley Cyrus performed during the 2013 iHeartRadio festival this weekend in Las Vegas.
2. She wore a white mesh mini dress, polar bear sleeves and glitzy black nipple pasties.
3. Oh and patent black boots with chains attached. Can’t forget those!
By which I mean, can’t forget to include this photo!
4. Also, her microphone had a banana skin cover.
RING RING RING RING BANANA (MICRO)PHONE.
5. The “stage” vaguely resembled that grassy knoll where the Teletubbies lived.
8. Backstage afterwards, Britney Spears briefly woke up from her nap and gave Miley a half-hearted hug.
9. Ok, great. Yay Miley!
(This photo taken during an outdoor performance earlier in the day.)