Miu Miu's fall 2013 campaign features top models including Lindsey Wixson and Georgia May Jagger.
As well as Daphne Groeneveld and Victoria's Secret Angel Adriana Lima.
Suggested soundtrack:
1. Lindsey starts things off with a terribly stilted little shimmy.
2. Ok wait, no, this is a terrible shimmy.
3. This is how people "dance" to Enya's music.
4. Seriously, hasn't anyone learned how to twerk?
5. This is barely even voguing. Fashion models should know better.
6. This is a surefire route to hip problems in later life.
7. And these sorts of moves would get you thrown off the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show runway.
8. Daphne's not even trying.
9. Because the old Willow Smith headbanging is a classic "don't want to be here, don't look at me" move. Also, it's so 2010.
10. Uh-oh, now Lindsey's jealous.
11. Someone is extremely unhappy with their dance partner, their dance moves, and quite possibly life itself.
12. This couple seem a little happier, or just more resigned to their sad slow-dancing fate.
13. And this couple are ecstatic, they just can't dance for shit.
So let's remember nothing can best the dancing models in Lanvin's fall 2011 campaign:
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Wait for the Alber cameo, WAIT FOR IT.