"Excited" fashion journalists today received the following cryptic message from Alexander Wang's PR team:
A "ONE-TIME-ONLY, UNDISCLOSED SPECIAL EVENT," got that?
Good. Now get excited.
So, what could Alexander be up to on the High Line* this weekend?
1. Waking up REAL early to snag one of those wooden chaise longues that are always in demand/hogged by tourists.
2. Having a big chocolate fountain free-for-all!
3. Organizing a mini Hunger Games between would-be models wanting a spot in his next show's runway.
4. Ogling the naked people you can see in The Standard Hotel's windows if you look hard enough.
5. Judging a cronut eating competition.
6. Or just judging you and your already sweat-stained summer wardrobe.
7. Letting a flock of Wang-branded sheep free to graze among the walkway's grassy parts.
8. Flying some fashionable kites. Everyone loves kites.
9. Conducting an experiment to see how many Real Housewives will show up to an event that doesn't promise canapes, just for the chance of being photographed.
10. Celebrating former Teen Wolf hottie Colton Haynes' birthday!
11. Or celebrating the (possible) birth of the Royal Baby.
12. Giving some cats massages.
13. Playing hide and seek!
14. But most likely: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. It's far too hot to do anything outside these days.
15. Or, ok, this is also likely: convincing every fashion person in New York to stick around in the city this weekend so that the Hamptons will be quieter and much more relaxing.
